no. you can't hotbox the world.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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