it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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