Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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