I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Reggie can tackle my bush.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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