I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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