it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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