I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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