Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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