The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Did I show you my penis last night?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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