I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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