The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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