omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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