No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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