it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
