i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
love makes seman taste better
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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