I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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