Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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