a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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