I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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