you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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