Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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