Me too!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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