I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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