...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Two words: nipple clamps
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