Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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