The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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