): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You dont lie about slip and slides
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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