I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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