i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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