The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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