then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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