There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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