so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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