lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
23 People Confess The Trashiest Thing They’ve Seen In Person
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
19 Transgender People Reveal The First Sign That They Were Trans
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
