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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.

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• (+33): View more from France

  So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We're too hungover to prance.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.

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