: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....