I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most