If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.