have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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