dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I want her autograph on my taint
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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