I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Someone came in the potted fern
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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