I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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