he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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