ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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