Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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