The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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