I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
