we need to drink 2009 down the drain
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it's not cheating when I paid for it
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You've changed since you got that strap on
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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