they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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