At least make sure they are 18
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I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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