Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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