Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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