Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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