I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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