talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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