John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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