im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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