singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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