She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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